I’ve just finished the most astonishing novel I’ve ever read. It’s written by Arthur Puffenstuff, who spent much of his early childhood in the woods of North Carolina with his pet monkey Barkley. A self-educated man, he wrote She’s Got Legs at the age of twenty-five. It tells the story of Ginger-Lynn, a four-legged extraterrestrial hooker on a mission from a planet in the Andromeda galaxy. Ginger-Lynn travels through Europe, desperately trying to sleep with enough men to create a human super baby that will eventually save her planet. I highly recommend smoking a fatty boom batty and renting the book from your local library.
Don Smith of Garner, North Carolina is an administrator for the DHS.